Phi Sigma

Residence Information

Residence Type: Self-Op

House Size: 26 residents

 House Description

Enter the castle doors of Ye Olde Phye Sigge, and be transported back to a truer, more glorious day of yore. Around the dining table, Phi Sig feasts like the Lords of Valhalla on succulent repasts prepared for us by the noble Juan Carlos and transported by our loyal hashers, Jasmine and Liliana, from our vassals in the neighboring region of Grove Mayfield.  

When night falls, Phi Sig fills goblets and tankards with the finest ales and spirits, in order to make merry and dance on the tables built by our forefathers. Once per moon cycle, we hold a great feast at the benevolence of our ruler, the High Duchess Social Manager. 

All tithes are collected and managed by the honorable Chancellor of the Exchequer FM. When grain storage reaches dangerously low levels and the peasants cry out for more porridge and Clif bars, her highness Queen Kitchen Manager sends an emissary to the land of eternal plenty, Costco.  

Disputes between serfs are settled with a fair mind and iron fist by His Majesty, Emperor of All Phi Sig, RA, first born son of Hammurabi. Breaches in the defense of the Great Phi Sig, or warrior invasions by the peons of Grove are crushed with a call to arms by Ruthless Warlord HM.  

The RCC is responsible for the upkeep and management of our computer cluster, which features two state of the art Macintosh computer systems, capable of dual booting in both Windows XP and Mac OSX. 

Every man, woman and sophomore must take up sword and goblet (eanabs will be provided) to protect her honor: All hail the mighty Phi Sig!